It’s called Only God Forgives,
A film in which nobody lives,
It was very boring,
I found myself snoring,
Even through murder with shivs.
Ryan Gosling’s face was stoic,
He acted all but heroic,
He stared for so long,
and his gaze was so strong,
That I felt rather Mesozoic.
It took place in Thailand, Bangkok,
Humans will soon be out of stock,
Because people get killed,
Lots of blood gets spilled,
And it’s hardly even a shock.
A Thai man sings some songs,
They go on for uncomfortably long,
It pretends to be art,
When it’s really a fart,
Creating a disgusting pong.
Only God Forgives is ass,
I implore you to give it a pass,
It’s slow and it’s plotless,
The writing was thoughtless,
It’s an utter, unparalleled farce.
A film in which nobody lives,
It was very boring,
I found myself snoring,
Even through murder with shivs.
Ryan Gosling’s face was stoic,
He acted all but heroic,
He stared for so long,
and his gaze was so strong,
That I felt rather Mesozoic.
It took place in Thailand, Bangkok,
Humans will soon be out of stock,
Because people get killed,
Lots of blood gets spilled,
And it’s hardly even a shock.
A Thai man sings some songs,
They go on for uncomfortably long,
It pretends to be art,
When it’s really a fart,
Creating a disgusting pong.
Only God Forgives is ass,
I implore you to give it a pass,
It’s slow and it’s plotless,
The writing was thoughtless,
It’s an utter, unparalleled farce.
